Patriotism that loves our country, our land, and our planet
Hello dear readers.
Rules for Participation:
1. Look at the cartoon below.
2. Think of a caption to accompany the cartoon (keep it clean).
3. Post your caption in the comments section.
The winning caption will be published in Red Green and Blue next Wednesday.
Enjoy!
-MJG
About Joe MohrEnvironmental/Political cartoonist for PlanetSave, Elephant Journal, Wend Magazine, Twilight Earth, Ecopolitology, EcoSnobberySucks, and more...Joe also does a kids enviro-toon called Hank D and the Bee on EcoChildsPlay and NaturalPapa.
Joe lives in University City Missouri and spends his free time with his beautiful wife, enthusiastic daughter, and curious toddler of the same name. He also enjoys writing, drawing, painting, walking, biking, skateboarding, gardening, reading, listening to music, playing sports, and watching plays (especially the plays his wife's site-specific theatre company, Onsite Theatre puts on).
Visit Joe's online cartoon gallery at JoeMohrToons.com.
[...] note: Following the success of our first caption contest back in October, RG&B resident cartoonist Joe Mohr put together another chance for you to try [...]
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Imagine me being V.P.
You can get free airline trips south in the winter.
No, no, no, sweetheart! I only do that to wolves.
Don't worry. I only SAY I like mooseburgers 'cause it makes me sound like a real American hockey mom.
I know you really want it, but the lipstick is only for the pit bulls.
You're either with us or against us.
I registered you to vote! (And there's a special place just for you in the White House…)
Ya, so…that's my environmental policy. Whaddya think?
Don't look now, Joe Moose, but you can see those pesky Russians from here
You're my favorite, Bullwinkle. So…um, when you see the helicopters coming, you might wanna run.
Hey, what's the name of that conservation commission I chaired?
That aerial wolf hunting thing I passed? Golly! Don't worry about that! I'll take care of ya, Joe Moosepack!
Of course I love ya Joe! Especially in a patty on a Clean Natural Gas grill! Drill Baby Drill!
They've stopped my clothing allowance, can I use yours?
It's only for publicity … I'll use blank rounds, honest…
Don't worry, I have been assured that with the recent advances in helicopters, AK-47s and shredder bullets you won't feel a thing.
Got Meth?
Don't look now… but there's Russia!
"Don't worry, you can give me policy advice through e-mail."
Can you believe the American people are actually fallin' for it my furry friend?
Don't look now… but there's Putin!
No, don't worry, we don't charge animals for rape kits, just human citizens.
"if you don't get me those votes, I'll push for more oil drilling for the rest of my term as governor, you understand me?"
If I don't win, they told me I have to come back to Alaska.
Shucks, sport, I just don’t know what the heck I’m doin’. I hope I can just go back to moose huntin soon.
Snow is coming, lots of it.
“I didn’t come here for nothing”
"Dontcha know, Mr. Moose… I'm going to run for president next!"
"SCREW THE OLD FART IN '08! I SEE IT NOW "THE PALIN/JOE THE MOOSE ALL-ALASKA TICKET IN 2012". "WE'LL SHOW THEM '48-STATERS' THAT THEY CAN NOT INTERFERE WITH THE UNITED STATES OF ALASKA!!!