Mean Joe Green #33: Caption Contest!
Hello dear readers.
Welcome to the first official “Caption Contest” for Mean Joe Green and Red Green and Blue!
Rules for Participation:
1. Look at the cartoon below.
2. Think of a caption to accompany the cartoon (keep it clean).
3. Post your caption in the comments section.
The winning caption will be published in Red Green and Blue next Wednesday.
Enjoy!
-MJG








Imagine me being V.P.
You can get free airline trips south in the winter.
No, no, no, sweetheart! I only do that to wolves.
Don’t worry. I only SAY I like mooseburgers ’cause it makes me sound like a real American hockey mom.
I know you really want it, but the lipstick is only for the pit bulls.
You’re either with us or against us.
I registered you to vote! (And there’s a special place just for you in the White House…)
Ya, so…that’s my environmental policy. Whaddya think?
Don’t look now, Joe Moose, but you can see those pesky Russians from here
You’re my favorite, Bullwinkle. So…um, when you see the helicopters coming, you might wanna run.
Hey, what’s the name of that conservation commission I chaired?