Joss Whedon says vote for Mitt Romney… to bring on the Zombie Apocalypse!

  • Published on October 29th, 2012

Joss Whedon "endorses" Romney, the candidate most likely to bring on the Zombie Apocalypse

Are you craving the bloody clarity and cleansing that will come with Zombie Apocalypse ? Want to hasten things along?

Joss Whedon - from Buffy and Avengers to the Zombie Romney Apocalpyse!Joss Whedon has just the ticket: Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan.

In a very silly (but telling) new video, the meister  of the supernatural who brought us The Avengers and The Cabin in the Woods – as well as TV hits Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Firefly– lays out his compelling case:

  • Mitt Romney is a very different candidate, one with the vision and determination to cut through business as usual politics and finally put this country back on the path to zombie apocalypse.
  • Romney is ready to make the deep rollbacks to health care, education, social services, and reproductive rights that will guarantee poverty, unemployment, overpopulation, disease, rioting — all crucial elements in creating a nightmare zombie wasteland.
  • But it’s his commitment to ungoverned corporate privilege that will nosedive this economy into true insolvency and chaos. The kind of chaos you can’t buy back: Money is only so much paper to the undead.
  • The 1 percent will no longer be the very rich — it will be the very fast.
  • He’s not afraid to face a ravaging, grasping hoard of subhumans because that’s how he sees poor people already.
  • Lets all embrace the future. Stop pretending we care about each other, and start hoarding canned goods. Because if Mitt takes office, sooner or later the zombies will come for all of us.

Food for thought… as it were… Will thousands of 47-percenters soon by shambling through the sold-off shell of the American economy, murmering “Bains…. BAINS!!!”? Watch the video, share it with your friends… and please do VOTE.


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Jeremy Bloom is the Editor of RedGreenAndBlue. He lives in New York, where he combines his passion for the environment with his passion for film, and is working on making the world a better place.

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